Gents, BE CAREFUL WHEN WEARING RANGER PANTIES. As you see here, a poor gent has been enslaved and thrown into a cage to be devoured. The opposite sex tends to lie in wait and ambush unsuspecting fellows doing their early morning PT. This is some real Call of B00ty deal.

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